Sunday, May 26, 2002

Well, well, well. Is she or isn't she is the question that will be debated until the end of time.

There is a certain woman, who shall remain nameless, that goes from being lesbian to being straight to being bi to being somewhere in between all three of those parameters that is a dear friend of mine. Tonight, we're still wondering where on the sexuality continuum she falls. So tonight, here we were at a gay bar where we were playing a nice friendly bar game (hosted by our dear friend who hosts the show in drag and she's wonderful) when these sailors passed by and looked in. Witti, in all her glory, went outside and somehow wooed them in. They said they were there just to go to the bathroom but somehow we got both of them (Luke from Maine and Joe from North Carolina) stick around for a while (longer than I thought I would especially after we told them that they might want to get running along because we didn't want them to get in trouble in the even that their commanding officer caught them in an establishment that was frequented by gay men) and had fun in the game.

However, my dear straight/bi/lesbian/whatever friend took a shining to the sailors (Luke in work whites and Joe in dress whites) and was flirting and playing around with them even after she had been eliminated. Now at the beginning of the game she said she was lesbian but we all had to wonder when she was getting nuzzled by the sailors. I do mean nuzzled. I think she was kissed to but I was trying not to pay her attention to goad her on. Anyway, she left with both of the sailors leaving all of us in the bar going...WHAT THE HELL....is she lesbian, is she straight...what is she....

Some gals have all the luck.....
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