Monday, March 27, 2006

The All New Gayest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Okay "Total Eclipse of the Heart" was pretty damn gay for some straight boys to do....this however I think tops it....same people different song....not sure what to think...correction I do know what to think....but I've never been this bored in my life...

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Probably the Gayest Thing I Have Ever Seen

This is a video from Chris Walker, a senior forward on the Texas A&M basketball's probably one of the gayest things I have ever seen three supposedly straight men do while not wearing shirts....

Thursday, March 16, 2006

And another thing...

NYCers will know who I am talking about but the rest of you may be clueless but Maurice DuBois of Channel 2 (and formerly on Channel 4 and a Weekend Today newsreader) is stunningly gorgeous in person...I mean male your mouth water gorgeous...
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Oh my

Katie Couric slapped me tonight and called me cute.

I don't know how to react to that.
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Monday, March 13, 2006


My credit card is begging for mercy.

I got my tax return in on Friday and I've already bought a couch, a desk, some shelving, a plane ticket home to Florida to see the family, and paid off 2 bills.

I'm sure you're all wondering about when the kilt purchases will happen. That's Tuesday when the bonus from the office comes in...of course I'm having my eye exam done on Tuesday for new contacts and glasses so we'll see how far that goes.
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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Deal or No Deal...the International Edition I'm addicted to Deal or No Deal and mainly because it's an emotional roller coaster of a show. Of course, it's not a US made show so I thought I'd look around to see if I can find some international editions and of course I did...

Australia -- Will this guy take home the top prize???

Great Britain -- Will this guy take home the BOTTOM prize???

India -- No, I have no idea what they are saying either

Mexico (I think) -- The guy has to decide between risking a 5 CENT bank offer or going for...oh yeah...a DIME!

Friday, March 10, 2006

Dumb graffiti

I'm riding into work this morning and I see the most moronic piece of graffiti in my life.

On one of the MTA posters asking people to step inside the car and not block the doors (yeah right), someone wrote a thought bubble that said, "So at least we'll all die medicated."

I had no idea what that meant as it had nothing to do with the poster but that's when I noticed the postscript that read:

"...'cause we're all on meds."

If you have to explain your graffiti then you probably shouldn't be writing it.
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Thursday, March 09, 2006

Project Runway the Musical

Okay it's just worth posting here since Santino came in third but I don't agree with Chloe winning...I thought it should have been Dan....

Tuesday, March 07, 2006


I'm having one those days when I want to pull a Rose Nylund and crawl under my bed and eat Velveeta right out of the box...

Live Action Simpson

What if The Simpsons wasn't a cartoon....obviously this is set in Britain (look at where Marge is sitting when she's driving) but it's pretty freaking cool...

Monday, March 06, 2006

And one last thing...

To that certain someone that I spent five hours making out with on Saturday night...

Thank you...
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Sunday, March 05, 2006

Best Pic?

Not sure how I feel about Crash winning Best Pic.

I mean I read all of the press that said this should not be a surprise if it does happen but in a way it was...

I'm not looking at it as Hollywood going anti-gay or being afraid to acknowledge a gay love story but that they picked an amazing film to win. Do I agree with it...maybe not...both films are amazing. I would have liked Brokeback to win but I feel that the honors it has received in the past few months have ensured that it recognized as a great film and a great story.
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Dolly Parton

What the heck happened to Dolly Parton?

There is such a thing as too much plastic surgery...
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Friday, March 03, 2006

Major suckitude

The last 36 hours have sucked.

I had to work late last night and attend a series of meetings to go over documentation and review a bunch of numbers that have been stuck in my head for the last 2 years. I was dead tired and wound up getting on a train that proceeded to have to wait ten feet in front of my transfer station because of traffic congestion ahead caused by a sick passenger. Or a murder investigation. Or something like that. That got me home at 11pm last night and I was starving since I was so freakin' tired and the food I had eaten previously was sucked into whatever energy I was putting out that night.

I slowly made my way home and up the steps to the apartment when disaster struck. I couldn't find my keys.

I turned my bag inside out and practically stripped naked on the front steps trying to find my keys.


I rang the bell and prayed my roommate was home. No answer. Figured he must be asleep and tried to call him.

Direct to voicemail.

I rang the bell of my upstairs neighbor who has the spare keys. No answer. I look up and can see that her TV is on so she has to be there. I try ringing again. No answer. I try calling her. Direct to voicemail. I yell in my best Marlon Brando "Stella!" voice for her. No answer. I ring her bell three times. Nothing. I start throwing the newspapers they throw on our stoop at her window.


At this point it's abotu 1130 and I'm ready to totally lose it. I ring one more time and pray she answers before I have to break a window and climb through it. FINALLY she answers.

I profusely thank her (while simultaneously cursing under my breath for my stupidity) and get inside the apartment. Roommate decided to spend the night at the BFs apartment which explains why there was no answer. I get inside my apartment and tear it to shreds looking for my keys thinking they are at home.

Nothing and I have a big pile of clothes on my floor now.

I decide that I had to have left them at work and that maybe I left them in the bathroom since I used it before I left.

Nope. Nothing there.

No keys were turned into HR or the Administration office. I'm freaking out now because the PO Box key for my rugby team is on that key ring, the mailbox key to my apartment is on that key ring, of course my apartment keys are all on there...basically I'm having a shit fit at my desk.

I just got up to leave for the day and I start throwing my cell phone and wallet into my bag and I hear this "clunk" sound. I reach into the side pocket that I swore I checked last night in my frantic rush.


Life sucks.

My new favorite word

I have a new favorite word...


Thank you Grey's Anatomy for the moment when Dr. Bailey was in labor and told George to stop looking at her va-jay-jay.
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The World Goes 'Round....

With special thanks to Kander and Ebb for kinda sums up my feelings about now...

Sometimes you're happy, sometimes you're sad
But the world goes 'round
Sometimes you lose every nickel you had
But the world goes 'round

Sometimes your dreams get broken in pieces
But that doesn't alter a thing
Take it from me, there's still gonna be
A summer, a winter, a fall and a spring

And sometimes a friend starts treating you bad
But the world goes 'round
And sometimes your heart breaks with a deafening sound

Somebody loses and somebody wins
And one day it's kicks, then it's kicks in the shins
But the planet spins, and the world goes 'round-
But the world goes 'round
But the world goes 'round

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Joining the circus

Sometime within the next 11 days I'm expecting my boss and his boss to sit down with me and tell me how much O suck as an employee. Of I don't expect them to use the word suck and I know they probably won't given the fact that I've already received my written review and they were rather positive.

On the good part I've already had a frank discussion with my boss about my job, how I feel about it, and what I would like to see done so that I like my job and become a productive member of the group in their eyes. My boss was very open and receptive to what I had to say and did offer some explanations which, while it didn't make me happy, I do understand his logic and reasoning.

Of course if none of this works out, there's always Ringling Brothers or bartending to look into. :)
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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Deal...or No Deal

Last night I watched Deal or No Deal and saw this fabulous woman walk away with $5 after using her two last choices to eliminate a $300K and a $750K briefcase.

I felt bad for her for all of three seconds and then I actually admired her for her guts and determination to see it through to the end and take a chance on winning some nice money. When the bank offer of $2 hit at the very end, I started questioning whether or not I would have at an offer of $190+ thousand dollars or if I would have risked it for a chance for as much as $750K or one measly dollar.

To be honest, I think I would have stopped. This woman was far braver than I would have been and I can't fault her for going for it.
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Thanks to her...and it's so true....especially in the last 5 months....

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to f^ck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?


Does everyone think...