Greetings and welcome to my blog. This is the first "tale" from my city -- NYC. Feel free to drop in and catch up on the "wild" (there's a reason why that was in quotes) life of one guy living in NYC...

Okay, I need someone to help me out and tell me who the heck Peyton List is. I know she is on the CBS soap, AS THE WORLD TURNS, and plays Lucy Montogomery, but if anyone can help me out that would be great. The reason I ask is that I am working the Daytime Emmy Awards this weekend as a "talent escort." Contrary to popular belief of the term "escort," I will not be having sex with Ms. List. I will be making sure she makes her way from the stage to the press area and back to her seat and so forth. It's a rather fun thing to do (even if it means that I have to be on my feet for about ten hours without sitting down). So if anyone knows who this is....greatly appreciate it.

On some really sad news, I just found out that deadline for submitting your application for the third edition of THE AMAZING RACE was extended by a week. So Todd, the guy I was gonna work with, no longer needs to feel like crap for forgetting the camera and not bringing the application with him to work. He was so upset and pissed at himself for forgetting those things and upset that he let me down that I actually feel pretty damn skippy that I get to tell him not to get pissed over it and that he can be mad at me for not knowing that they had extended the deadline by a week. Oh well...I guess it's a good thing....but then again you never know.

So that's about it....the Brian Is Unemployed and Spending Too Much Time Watching Daytime TV Marathon is now in the third month. I am slowly going insane.