Tuesday, May 21, 2002

Is Mike Piazza gay?

Well, that is what most people are wondering. See, the manager for the New York Mets, Bobby Valentine, made this statement to the press that baseball was ready to have an openly gay player. Most people considered this to be a sign that one of his players (and a major one at that) would be coming out of the closet. Attention focused on Mike Piazza who had to tell FOx 5 that he was heterosexual and was into doing it with women. It's kinda sad though considing the fact that he is pretty damn hunky and I dig men with goatees. Of course the goatee has to look good on them. Too many men with ugly goatees out there.

All of this comes thanks to the editor of Out Magazine (think People Magazine for the gay and lesbian community) who said that he was having an affair with a major league baseball player and it was being hushed up and he just hoped that hte guy would come out of the closet to make it easier....ON HIM....not on the player....but on him. How selfish is that? I love you so you need to come out of the closet to make my life easier. Never mind the fact that you have to deal with the public and the press and some of your fellow players freaking out because they can't deal with it and some parent who won't let their kids wear your jersey anymore because they think they will turn gay like yo....but no, honey, please please please do it to make MY life easier...

Selfish pig....

P.S. The Mountain Time Zone is now running behind that Australia/India/China/Russia timezone in terms of visitors.....
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