Hello all! I am nominated for a Bloggy Award for Most Humourous Blog (please note Canadians, Brits, Aussies, and the like of the spelling)....so please vote for my blog by going here and giving me a vote. It would be appreciated!

There's a new episode of (646) Guy...enjoy!

What magazine am I? I am Book: There is nothing better then the written word. Nothing engrosses me more then a masterpiece on paper. If you want to watch COPS you can always dig my TV out of the dumpster. What magazine am I?

My Favorite Male Part Is: The Arm: Strong and protective. Good for slave labour too... Find out your favorite male body part!

My Romance Meter

Optimist 95% . . 5% Cynic Close 86% . . 14% Distant Long Term 82% . . 18% Brief

What does my romance meter read?

. . . What is my spectrum? I am green: My main color is green. I like to have fun and comfort. Happiness is the marker of a great life. . What is my spectrum?

The B-Movie That Suits Me Is: Riki: Not as brutal as Cannibal Holocaust but much gorier; this manga inspired film features such lovelies as exploding heads and self disembowelment. Chock full of creative ways to brutally slaughter someone. Find out which b-movie suits you.

Will Brian Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?

. 0% chance Bush would kill you. . 0% chance Clinton would kill you. . 0% chance he would sexually harass you. . 100% chance you would kill them.

Enter Combat