Saturday, July 06, 2002
For some reason I was possessed to watch the Hawaiian Tropics (Look at How Large and Fake My Breasts Are) Pageant. I'm watching some of these women walk by and I keep saying, "Well her chest isn't as big as that woman. How does she think she can compete in this competition?" And since this is like the national finals and four of them will go on to I guess their Miss Universe of Hawaiian Tropics (Look at How Large and Fake My Breasts Are) Pageant...when they announced the Miss Congeniality it went to the woman who had the smallest breasts. You think I am joking but I'm not. I guess Miss Congeniality really stands for "Woman With Small Nubbins."