As most of you know, I am pretty much a whore for reality TV (just for reality TV....and maybe cheesecake.....and maybe...well we could be here forever) and I just read that Krista from Big Brother 2 is suing CBS and Arnold Shapiro (the producer) because they allowed Justin Sebik into the game and he held a knife to her throat.

Okay, CBS did the best background check that they could have done. Since some of the charges were dropped and therefore not thoroughly prosecuted, they did not show up on the background check. So yeah, if you did some extra digging then you would have found them. However, Krista is not without blame and if this case does go to court there will be a litany of houseguests that can testify against her. She was pursuing Justin (and every other man in the house) like a rabid dog in heat. She put herself in that position and she has to get what she deserves which is nothing. Although something tells me that CBS will settle this for some paltry amount to shut her hup.

And Krista, if you read this, and God I hope you do...remember those banners that flew talking about you and the knife and how Justin REALLY got evicted....IT WAS ME YOU LOUISIANA FRUITCAKE! I FLEW THEM! I WAS WRITING FOR 3BIGSHOWS.COM AND WE FLEW THOSE FREAKING BANNERS OVER THE HOUSE! IT WAS ME DAMMIT! ME! (INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE) COME ON JUST TRY GIVING ME A DIRT NAP YOU NYQUIL SWILLING, ECSTACY POPPING, LOUISIANA FRUITCAKE!

God that feels so good.....