Thursday, June 26, 2003

To paraphrase my friend Bobby....God I hope sex is still as good as it was when it was illegal...things are just better when it's a little illicit and the chance that you could get thrown in jail with a 400 pound man named Tiny with a tattoo that reads "Pain is Good" on his left arm and one that reads "Mom" with a heart for the "O" and a dagger through it on the left.

Anyway...ROCK ON SUPREME COURT!

BITE ME RHENQUIST (JUST RETIRE DAMMIT!)!!!

SCREW YOU THOMAS (GOT ANY PUBIC HAIRS LAYING AROUND?)!!!

AND MOST ESPECIALLY FUCK YOU, SCALIA, YOU ASS BACKWARD SO FAR TO THE RIGHT YOU MAKE PAT BUCHANAN LOOK LOVABLE NEED TO BE LASHED TO A WALL WITH TOOTHPICKS UNDER YOUR EYES AND FORCED TO WATCH HOURS UPON HOURS OF DR. QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN (OH WAIT...YOU MIGHT LIKE THAT SHOW...)...HOURS UPON HOURS OF QUEER AS FOLK UNTIL YOU THINK SHARON GLESS' HAIR COLOR ON THAT SHOW IS NATURAL!

..............................sigh..............................

Damn that felt good...

So if you're going to celebrate tonight....there's a rally being held in celebration of the ruling (although something begs me to ask what would be done if they had ruled the other way....) and here's the info....and again, as Bobby said...if you can't get laid here then you got problems...

Sodomy Ruling Rally - New York
Thursday, June 26, 2003 - Tuesday, July 1, 2003
7pm
Sheridan Square (West 4th Street between Christopher and Grove)

And as my friend Jason said...."Coming up next on the 6 o'clock news...Lone Star State power bottoms rejoice..."

Could he have meant Lance Bass (who has described himself as a power bottom.....)?
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