I was having drinks after work last night with Ursula and we were having fun going over the gossip list she linked to in her blog. First and foremost, you have to love having a conversation with someone where you can go (with more than a few stops in between) from River Phoenix's drug overdose to the episode of The Golden Girls where Rose talks about greeting the first black residents of St. Olaf in their traditional torch burning welcoming ceremony complete with costumes made from white sheets.

But I digress...

Anyway...we wondered what OUR A-list gossip line would be on this website and I really had to sit down and think...

the 646 Guy, Brian -- FOD (Friend of Dorothy for those not initiated), known to eat red meat on occasion and dance to selections from Chicago when drunk, comes off like a cheap whore but we all know he's not cheap. Can be linked to...well...no one really. Would like to be linked to Ben Affleck, Vin Diesel, or Hugh Jackman. Has a penchant for chewing pens.

Now...I know someone out there can do better than that....so send them in...what would be my A-List gossip line.....