From an email I received today....makes me...well....scared....

Oooooohhhh....get this...and I am not kidding you. I saw this wide-eyed young Amish guy last night in the Port Authority, extremely wide-brimmed hat, suspenders and all, and he looked a lot like you. I was scared. They say everyone in the world has a double--can you believe yours is Amish???

Okay....Amish? Mennonite maybe, but Amish?