Okay the 12 Days of Christmas -- gay rugby style... (on a serious note, this was originally from the Mizzou women's rugby team...who knew they could be so nasty... :) )

On the first day of Rugby
My true love gave to me
A water bong that wasn't worth a suck..worth a suck!!
and so on...
Second day - two what the fucks! (yell FORCEFULLY!)
Third day - three titty fucks
Fourth day - four firm buts
Fifth day - five round the worlds..bum bum bum (twirl around at this point)
Sixth day - six 69ers
Seventh day - seven slimy dicks
Eighth day - ate and he ate and he ate and he ate
Ninth day - nine naughty nymphos
Tenth day - ten tons of testicles..what?
ten tons of testicles...what?
lick the balls and suck that dick,
lick the balls and suck that dick
cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
Eleventh day - eleven edible underwear
Twelfth day - twelve men at once