Starting tomorrow I have to cover my desk, my coworker Sylvia's desk, and my coworker Dan's desk until the start of the new year. Mind you, I have already been covering Sylvia's desk for over a week now...and for this reason, only if I die will I be able to take a day off between now and the beginning of the new year.

And they had better damn well give me Christmas off next year because of this. If they don't, I will pitch the biggest fit you have ever seen.