I've been contemplating buying another domain to use as my email address since I get so much spam through some of my accounts. I went to GoDaddy.com (where I got my NYCTales.com and 646guy.com addresses) and played around a bit. I want something a little funky and just a bit off to make people wonder where the heck I came up with what I have and I was shocked to learn what was already taken because I just didn't think people would want these domains...

notapornsite.com
chickenmarsala.com
hotandsoursoup.com
kumquat.com
bugzapper.com
onyourkneesbitch.com
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvqxyz.com

I may have to start going with hyphens if I want the truly funky...however, these, shockingly, still remain open...

goddamnmotherfuckingcocksucker.com
someoneleftthecakeoutintherain.com
takemetakemetakemelikeabutchmonkey.com

Sigh...more research must me done...