Quote of the Day

If you do get into a car, what ever you do, don't take that seat belt off even for a second, since that is when the car crashes.

If you do get in a car, don't get into arguments. The car crashes.

If you do get in a car, don't drive during storms. The car crashes.

If you do get in a car, don't be pregnant. The car crashes.

If you do get in a car, don't go near cliffs. The car falls off.

If you do get in a car, don't drink. The car crashes.

-- taken from Things We Learn From Watching Soap Operas