Friday, January 09, 2004

Why I Like Having a Gay Doctor

Exceprts from today's appointment

Doc: (in reference to my very shaved head) What did you do? Can I touch it? (touches it) Have you rubbed it over someone's naked body?

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Doc: So...I take it he's hung?

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Me: So enough about me...what about you? What do you think of me? (And yes...I actually did say this as a joke....)

Doc: I think you're looking hot!

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Doc: So she'll be in to draw your blood in a second and don't worry I've warned her about your fear of pricks. (pauses) Well...being pricked. (pauses again) You know what I mean...
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