Exceprts from today's appointment
Doc: (in reference to my very shaved head) What did you do? Can I touch it? (touches it) Have you rubbed it over someone's naked body?
Doc: So...I take it he's hung?
Me: So enough about me...what about you? What do you think of me? (And yes...I actually did say this as a joke....)
Doc: I think you're looking hot!
Doc: So she'll be in to draw your blood in a second and don't worry I've warned her about your fear of pricks. (pauses) Well...being pricked. (pauses again) You know what I mean...
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