Quote of the Day

Dedicated to him...

[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

[farting noises]

[Terrance:] Hmm!

[farting noises]

[laughing]

[farting noises]

[Some Guy:] What's going on here?

[farting noises]

[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka

[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka

[Terrance:] uncle fucka

[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka

[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say

[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday

[Everyone: (laughing)]

[People:] Uncle fucka... thats

[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

[Phillip:] Suck my balls!

-- from the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut