For some reason, I have decided to dedicate this week's worth of daily quotes to the talent of playwright and drag entertainer Charles Busch. Maybe it's because I read through some of them this weekend and laughed my ass off.

Quote of the Day

My kumquat seems perturbed. Tell Pappy what's the matter. -- Justinian to his slave lover Toso in Charles Busch's play, Theodora, She-Bitch of Byzantium.