Flotilla DeBarge: Doesn't he look cute in this outfit? I just want to put him in my pocket, take him home, and play Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets with him.
Yours truly: Flotilla, we know what's in your chamber of secrets. Size 18 heels and fishnets.
-- A conversation between the two hosts of the Gotham Knights Rugby Football Club Bachelor Auction as Flotilla admired my tuxedo tails, shirt, gold vest, bowtie, rugby shorts, socks, and boots.