This weekend, the rugby team will be partaking in our third boot camp to show all of the newbies the wonderful world of rugby. There will be drills, tackling, footwork, etc. We're going to show them how fun it can be to be butch. :)

Afterwards though...that's where the fun really begins -- Kangaroo Court will be in session! Presiding over the bench will be our esteemed president and I will either be prosecuting our offenders or begging the court for their mercy. To give you an example of what a Kangaroo Court is like...one of our coaches (who was a player at the time) was convicted of letting a guy who weighed less than half of him (the kid was maybe 120 pounds if that much) tackle him into the ground. He was convicted and his punishment was to have his bare ass spanked by the guy that tackled him.

Prosecution or defense....it's a tough call....if I did the prosecution I would have to do something that's a bit more over the top than our previous prosecutor, Ms. Amanda von Ruckenstein. It truly was a moment you wouldn't want to miss....

So here's your moment to make a decision -- 646 Guy for the Prosecution? Or for the defense?