Some nice test results from Emode...

The Colors of Love Test

Brian, when you reveal your true colors in love, you're a Witty Partner!

You're looking for a partner who both appreciates your witty sense of humor and believes in the power of love. In fact, dazzling that special someone with your snappy repartee is likely a favorite pastime of yours. Your clever, observant nature can make you a real ace when it comes to picking up on life's humorous details. However, in the quest for love, it's important for witty partners like you to know your audience and know when to quit. Not everyone will possess the same opinions and sense of humor as you.

The Inkblot Test

Brian, your unconscious mind is driven most by Curiosity

This means you are full of questions about life, people, and the potential of your future. You spend more time than others envisioning the possibilities of your life — things that others are too afraid to consider.

Your curiosity burns with an almost physical need to know and do more. It's only through new experiences that you feel a greater understanding of yourself or the world — which ultimately is the greatest way for you to feel satisfied.

It is possible that the underlying reason for your drive towards curiosity is a deeply rooted fear of boredom. That means that you are probably more susceptible than others to feel like you're falling into a rut when life slows down into a comfortable routine.

You need to make sure you have stimulation in your life — that makes you feel like you're innovating or being exposed to the ideas and experiences that truly inspire you.

With such a strong orientation towards curiosity, you're also prone to a rebellious quality that shows up when you feel you are just going through the motions, and are unable to really influence the world around you. But interestingly enough, your drive towards novel experiences also indicates an openness others don't have, but wish they did.

Unconsciously, your curiosity presses you to learn more, experience more, and get the most out of life.

Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Curiosity, there is much more to who you are at your core.

The Just Between Friends Test

Cultural Companion

That's who you should share your holiday cheer with! You know who we're talking about — the person who's always curious about other people, places, music, art, food, animals, vegetables, minerals — whew, they're just curious! This fabulous friend gives you a cultural rush like no other. In fact, it's probably your joint interest in experiencing all that life has to offer that brought you together in the first place. And who can blame you with all the fine dining, art openings, folk festivals, concerts, grape stomps, and fundraisers to sample?

The two of you know there's more to life than, well, the two of you. And it's your joint ability to see and appreciate people's differences, as well as their similarities, that helps make you one with this friend — especially during this time of year.

Sexual Personality Test

Brian, your sexual personality is Phi-ELDN-10.

Your sexual personality is determined by your sexual persona (Phi), 4 sexual scales (Emotional/Physical, Look/Touch, Daring/Modest, Verbal/Non-verbal), and your libido score (10).

As a Phi, you have a good sense of yourself and your sexuality. You know how to turn on the sex appeal when it suits your needs, and have a fair amount of confidence when it comes to your sexual performance.

I have to wonder what the 10 means...

The Ideal Sexual Partner Test

Brian, your ideal sexual partner is a Type 5.

A Type 5 match wants to experiment with different approaches and foreplay to help you both reach a physical high. The sensations of sex are what this person most enjoys and focuses on — much more so than the emotional bond you can forge during your most intimate moments.

But this person also shares a more personal side to them. They tend to keep their eagerness to find pleasure in sex behind closed doors and they don't flaunt their sexuality in public as much as you might think.

Like you, sex is simply fun and expressive for this person. It doesn't carry a lot of emotional weight. While a deeper connection could or could not happen for either of you, it's simply not a focus when you're in the mood.

Um....I'm not so sure about the results of this one...