Quotes of the Day

Taken from last night's Emmy Awards....

They take an ugly-ass person and in an hour they’re beautiful. Isn’t that what a 12-pack used to do? -- Comedian George Lopez on the reality show Extreme Makeover

If he stinks, you can’t go to the future and send someone back to stop him. -- Jon Stewart to Californians on Arnold Schwarzeneggar's bid to become governor.

I’m the Lopez you’re not sick of. -- George Lopez yet again.

I'm a wreck! -- Debra Messing upon winning for Best Actress in a Comedy Series.

Thank you, Geraldo, for keeping the poop out of America's pants. --Jon Stewart, reacting to a clip of "reporter" Geraldo Rivera boasting about how his exploits might have soiled the trousers of lesser TV hacks

I want to say to CBS: He's worth every nickel. -- Garry Shandling after his kiss with Brad Garrett

Mr. Cosby, Ray Romano is presenting you with your award. What, Nipsey Russell wasn't available? -- Emmy co-host Wanda Sykes during one of her many appearances. Personally I would have done the electric slide with her...