I promise to get to my night of fun at the San Gennaro festival (hot hunky cops galore!) but via Mr. Palochi I present my alcohoroscope....

VIRGO

Drinking style:

Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their
famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs,
sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down
organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked --
but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an
unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's
dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to
declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence
tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!

Trademark cocktails:

Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka tonic or a real
margarita, though you'll find 'em drinking anything -- from unflinchingly
downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. They also tend
to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like Campari and soda. They rarely change
their drink once they've found it, however.

Drinking buddies:

Cameron Diaz, Hugh Grant, Christopher Isherwood, Michael Jackson, Freddie
Mercury, Carrie-Anne Moss, Dorothy Parker, Ryan Philippe, Keanu Reeves, Lily
Tomlin

My thoughts: 1) I can be a sloppy drunk but that is very rare. 2) I do tend to stick to one main drink -- Long Island Iced Tea. 3) Cuervo -- yum!