Sigh...so busy...so much to do....so I'm making you do the work for me...I liked it so much when Crash did it that I'm just gonna steal it and use it here...

Latest meme: Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. The universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so you have to make it up instead.