I just got this email with a subject like that read as follows:

cum like a porg actor

Okay...a porg actor? Is like porn for members The Borg? Or it something from one of those Swedish art films...

Bid, people...bid....the bachelors are still up for pre-event bidding and ya know...#12 could use some love... :)

That is, of course, if you would actually PAY to go out with me....