Time for a Bad Poetry Moment

Oh beautiful blue sapphire
I held you in my hand trembling in anticipation
What would I feel
What would I do
What would happen
I placed you on my tongue
With one gulp of water you were sent out
One mission in mind

For a while, disappointment reigned.
No effects.
How could this be?
Then it finally hit me.
Wave upon wave of joy
Flooding over my body
Taking me to a new level of happiness
I laid down exhausted and spent

Thank you oh beautiful blue sapphire
You made my night.

This Bad Poetry Moment was brought to you by Unisom SleepGels which helped me get the first really good night of sleep without waking up seventeen times during the night. Truly a beautiful blue sapphire.