News from around the world (with a few pithy comments)

Ten Commandments Judge Removed From Bench -- Best quote in the article -- "What message does that send to the public, to other litigants? The message it sends is: If you don't like a court order, you don't have to follow it." -- Assistant Attorney General John Gibbs

College Holding First Dance in 143 Years -- Maybe they should rent Footloose?

O'Donnell Wants $8 Million in Legal Fees -- Because she's gonna lose her shirt on her musical Taboo. Whatever happened to reasonable and customary?

Infamous Cubs-Marlins Foul Ball Up For Auction -- Yeah..."Jim" had better hope that the Chicago fans don't turn on him next.

Taiwan Arrests Trainers at Gigolo School -- You have to be TRAINED to be a gigolo? Who knew?