Bernice Clifton Quote of the Day

BERNICE: Well I don't know what all of the fuss is about anyway, even if these things did happen. Now, I've eaten at Long John Silvers many times. . . and I've never found a hair in my coke. And if I had, I wouldn't hesitate to send it back -- and it wouldn't be ten years later either.

MARY JO: Thank you, Bernice.

BERNICE: And I'll tell you another thing; That Anita Bryant has caused trouble before. . . when she went out against the homosexuals. And here she is, trying to ruin this man.

ANTHONY: Bernice, that was Anita Bryant, this is Anita Hill.

BERNICE: Oh. Well I thought Anita Bryant was white, but they both have the same hair-do.

-- from the episode The Strange Case of Clarence and Anita.