Quote of the Day

Lessons for the night:

If you go to a work function, don't drink.

If you do drink, don't drink two bottles of chardonnay
on an empty stomach.

If you do drink two bottles of chardonnay on an empty
stomach, don't tell one of your colleagues about your
weekend rugby party adventures (to the extent that you
remember them).

If you do tell her of your weekend rugby party
adventures(to the extent that you remember them),
don't ask if the same thing goes on at her Irish
football league.

If you do ask her if it goes on at her Irish football
league and she says yes, don't go back and tell your
table mates.

If you do go back and tell your table mates, don't go
on to talk to them about which guys at the work
function you'd most like to score with.

If you do talk to them about which guys you'd like to
score with, make sure they aren't coworkers.

And never, ever steal your boss' Mont Blanc pen.

So endeth the lesson.

-- as taken from an email received late last night from a fellow rugger who probably doesn't want his name mentioned here...