Okay, this is kinda sick/odd/gross/weird/stupid but I'm going to talk about it anyway.

My right testicle is sore.

Now you're probably wondering what kinky stuff I am into to make JUST my right testicle sore but it involves me, the elliptical runner, and underwear that started riding up on my as I was working out causing a portion of my scrotal sac to poke out from the side of the underwear and be rubbed maniacally against said underwear's seam for about twenty minutes while I tried a way of moving my underwear around to relieve myself of the rubbing sensation without drawing too much attention to myself.

I just went to the bathroom and it hurt to...well....hold myself while standing at the urinal. Not deathly hurt but it stung a lot.