Coach B: (to 646Guy) Hello, Mr. Torn ACL. Being a martyr on the cross for us again?
646Guy: Hey, I made that damn cross!
Coach B: Yeah, in home ec class.
646Guy: Damn right! I spent three weeks crocheting it!
-- conversation as we started a lineout drill about twenty minutes after I took a particular nasty fall during warm-ups and, yes, I may have torn my ACL but we'll see...