It's not that I mind the litany of suggestions that I've gotten over the past week or so in relation to my rugby team's annual auction.
It's more that the number of suggestions (and the lunacy of some of them) are really starting to get on my nerves which prompted me to say the following in regards to one high bidder last year that someone felt might not have been "appreciated" enough:
"What do you want me to do suck his dick?"
My new mantra: "Thanks. I'll take that under advisement."
New Mantra Translated: "Fuck off."