Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Swimmers bodies...

...have begun to make me physically ill. Not as much as gymnasts who are just mutants with incredibly upper body strength but swimmers have practically no body fat whatsoever.

One cheeseburger and Michael Phelps would probably explode.

Then again he probably has the metabolism of a fruit fly so by the time he's done eating the cheeseburger he's burned the calories off already.

Sigh...great...just what I need...body dysmorphia right before I go out on a date with SkiGuy tomorrow night...
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