Hmmmm....so I was looking through some more classically bad 80s shows and came across the first primetime drama that didn't bore me to tears and I have no idea why....FALCON CREST! So with that, this entire post is the best of lines uttered by David Selby as Richard Channing....
If you're going to shoot... shoot, but don't talk me to death.
Oh, I never eat shark. Call it professional courtesy.
Don't buy a new hat because I'm going to tear your head off!
Are you comfortable Angela? Can I get you anything? Maybe you'd like an arsenic on the rocks.
Lance Cumson: You've destroyed our entire way of life.
Richard Channing Denault: Well, I can only hope.