On the L Train this morning I took part in this conversation as I entered the train at Bedford Avenue and reached up to grab onto the bar. Stupid Bitch was standing in front of me as I was reaching up.
Stupid Bitch: (sighs) I hope you used deoderant this morning.
646Guy: Do you want me to shove your nose into armpit to find out?
Stupid Bitch (horrified): No!
646Guy: Then you may want to keep those comments to yourself.
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I would be more delicate yet more sociopathic: "If I didn't, then you're always free to sit somewhere else. I certainly wouldn't mind that..."
I think I like your choice better though...
Brian...were you upset because you actually forgot to put on deodorant that day? :)
miss you..
Suitman.
Now I wish I had the balls to say something like that!
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