I wish I had my camera to take a picture of this but you will just have to do with the following text. This is a typed letter posted on the office refrigerator and apparently was put up some time last week.
To the person that has taken my lunch THREE TIMES this week:
It's not like I was hungry or anything or trying to save money so I can send my kids to summer camp this year.
Under that is this handwritten note:
P.S. Hope you liked the double chocolate brownies I made yesterday, Lunch Stealer. The extra chocolate was Exlax.