What is he wearing???

No size comparisons please

I found this site on his site and decided to put in my birth year to see what it says. I am so less than impressed. Although I do share the same "birth star" as Jimmy Fallon who I think is kinda hot.


So here ya go folks....see if you can make sense of this for me....I personally was a little depressed afterwards.

Birth Star -- Barry White

Birth Year -- 1974

Link of the day

Are you prepared to fight terror?

Eight hours later....

My left ear is still ringing from the blasts from the speakers and having a headset on that I couldn't really hear anything that was said on it, my right ear still feels like I have an earplug shoved in it, my legs are showing signs of mild shin splints, my feet are wonder why I'm forcing them to work again so soon, and my back needs another adjustment...and I just had one Friday...

I would say “Happy Pride” but I'm too tired to even speak as well....

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Happy Pride...

Today is the pride festivities in NYC...and the last day of the Billy Graham Crusade in NYC...

Loving that juxtaposition....

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One of those days

I'm really hoping no one else pisses me off today...

It would be one of those moments where I'll be forced to strangle them until their eyeballs pop out and I can use them for marbles.

Then again maybe I need to call my sister and get her clasic list of ways to castrate a man. Pencil shapener and epilady were among my favorites...

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Email quote of the day

Dude, I think I just busted my boss looking at porn in his office!
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Your questions answered...

Someone (who shall remain anonymous) just emailed me to ask if I had spoke to SuitMan since this and this posting. I figured I might as well answer for a few other people who have asked and I've kinda put off answering them.

The answer is no. I have been in his general vicinity at least once but have not made any effort to contact him. It's not out of hatred or anger or anything like that. It's more or less because I don't feel the need to interact with him on any level. What happened still hurts and has, somewhat, shattered my ability to trust people with my emotions. I am, however, working through that much better than I thought I would and am somewhat considering the dating world again.

As for the bear...from what I was told, he went through some voodoo ritual to remove whatever bad mojo might have been lingering from that entire chapter of my life and is currently living the life of luxury on a pillow top mattress.

So...anything else you care to ask? It's your rare chance to ask me whatever you want and I'll probably answer it...

:)

Take me out to the ball game....

So I am in the middle of a tense competition with my boss. We're going against each other head to head in a fantasy baseball competition. It's all a real test of who can do better: My boss -- The Baseball Fanatic or Me -- The Guy Who Watches Maybe 10 Games A Year.

I'm kicking his ass. I've secured three hot properties who are kicking ass in their positions and have a nice rotation of pitchers who keep going up in value which makes doing trades and getting better players that much easier. He's crapping his pants because he can't seem to catch up and has no idea how I'm doing it.

And frankly...neither do I.

Bikes on the subway?

I need someone to explain to me why people bring their bikes on the subway?

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a bike to begin with?

I'm trying...

I'm trying to maintain some resemblance of a sane person.

I'm trying not to tell people EXACTLY what I feel...especially people that I have to work with.

I'm trying to not take things so personally.

I'm trying to make people understand the way I do things...even if they don't like the way that I do them.

I'm trying to keep from wrapping my fingers around a few throats and strangling them until their eyeballs pop out and I can use them for marbles.

I'm trying not to get upset when people are actually taking initiative on item that has already been decided, negotiated, and paid for and there's not much room (if any) for discussion.

I'm trying to look at the initiative taking as something positive.

I'm trying to rationalize why it wasn't done earlier.

I'm trying to feel better about myself.

I'm trying not to get stressed out and give myself a heart attack.

I'm trying to work out more to take care of the stress.

I'm trying to eat better.

I'm trying to feel better about myself and who I am...

I'm trying....

I need a foot massage

My feet are killing me.

I need a good foot massage.

Any takers?

Roofies anyone?

Me? Anti-psychotic?

Taken from him...

You are ZYPREXA! You're well developed, not like
the others. You're known as being an effective,
unique character. It doesn't take much to sell
you, because you're just that hot.


Which antipsychotic drug are you?
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Sign on Office Refrigerator

I wish I had my camera to take a picture of this but you will just have to do with the following text. This is a typed letter posted on the office refrigerator and apparently was put up some time last week.

To the person that has taken my lunch THREE TIMES this week:

THANKS!

It's not like I was hungry or anything or trying to save money so I can send my kids to summer camp this year.

Under that is this handwritten note:

P.S. Hope you liked the double chocolate brownies I made yesterday, Lunch Stealer. The extra chocolate was Exlax.