Friday, December 23, 2005

Before and After

He went from being a scruffy hottie on the Red Sox to looking like a limp-wristed gay man living in South Beach going out to the clubs until 7 in the morning every night...Johnny not hot anymore...I mean he will be good for the Yankees but not good for my baseball fantasy that currently involves Derek Jeter lashed to the best and being covered in whipped cream from head to toe so I can send myself into a diabetic coma trying to lick it all off...

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