So help me God...

....if anyone else calls me right as Desperate Housewives starts I swear I will hunt them down, tie them up, and force them to watch episodes of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman followed by Cop Rock while simultaneously listening to an endless loop of Celine Dion doing nothing but her most overdramatic torch songs...

Call me at 10:01...I'll be available....


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Attention all backseat drivers...

SHUT THE HELL UP!!

inhale

exhale

Much better...

Quote of the Day

I'm just gonna tell you to go here for your quote of the day because 1) It's a damn good quote and 2) I was also there when it was said and 3) It's kinda true...

Scariest Halloween Costume of the Day (if not EVER!)

Come on...sing it with me...

She's fantastic...
Made of plastic...
Microchips here and there...
She's a small wonder...
Brings love and laughter everywhere...

As the Stomach Turns...

You know it's not going to be a good day when it starts off with the second guessing/armchair quarterback/backseat driver emails that questions a decision that they don't like and is filled with many suppositions that are patently false and insulting to those who have been working on the project.

All I'm going to say is that the guys at practice tonight had better watch out. I'm going to be hitting and hitting hard.

Crutch. Gone.

Thank God they won. Now when they suck or even choke in a playoff situation they can only blame themselves and not a decision made almost 90 years ago...

And while I'm at it....

Don't tell anyone but I'm secretly pulling for the Red Sox to win the World Series tonight for this sole reason:

When they start to suck next season (and the season after that and after that and after that)...Sox fans can no longer blame a stupid mythological curse for the fact that they SUCK...

The "curse" is a crutch for their disappointment...take it away and they will have to deal with their suckage (that is when they suck because let's face it...they're playing pretty well right now)...