Quote of the Day

Ma'am, one day you're going to have to realize that your ass, the size of Texas, isn't going to fit into a space the size of Rhode Island. -- Yours truly to a rather portly woman (who was overly fierce with her attitude) after she insisted I scoot over (and I was next to the pole) on the subway after she squeezed herself (and I do mean squeezed) into the smallest available subway seat on the train and had the nerve to tell me that there was plenty of room for me to move over (and I'm next to the freakin' pole too!)