Okay I know this may spoil it for some people but frankly I just don't give a rat's ass about it because it was too hysterically funny to not post...this was taken from MSNBC.com and it just...well...read for yourself about the horrible reviews for the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez film Gigli....you can't beat this line at all...

Among its biggest problems is a love scene in which Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, “It’s turkey time. Gobble, gobble.”

Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall it ain’t.